The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Chimere Dike
Chimere Dike · TEN · WR
“The broadcast shows Dike on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Dike's week
- Dike gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida's biggest rival.
- Dike will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
82%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Buccaneers jersey, ironically worn
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Dike drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chimere Dike in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chimere Dike is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chimere Dike actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.