The Dropped Pass Hex of Chimere Dike
Chimere Dike · TEN · WR
“Dike runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Dike's week
- Dike gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida's biggest rival.
- Dike gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
73%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Dike, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chimere Dike in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chimere Dike is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chimere Dike actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.