The Mystery Tweak Hex of Chimere Dike
Chimere Dike · TEN · WR
“Dike tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Dike's week
- Dike runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- Dike's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Dike was due a breakout.
83%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Dike, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chimere Dike in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chimere Dike is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chimere Dike actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.