The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Chimere Dike
Chimere Dike · TEN · WR
“Dike will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Dike's week
- Dike tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Dike's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Dike was due a breakout.
79%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Eye of Packers, tongue of ref,
Bring Titans down to grief,
Dike scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chimere Dike in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chimere Dike is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chimere Dike actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.