The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Chimere Dike
Chimere Dike · TEN · WR
“Dike gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Dike's week
- Dike's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Dike was due a breakout.
- Dike gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
89%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Texans locker room
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Dike's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chimere Dike in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chimere Dike is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chimere Dike actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.