The Shadow Coverage Hex of Chimere Dike
Chimere Dike · TEN · WR
“Dike is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Dike's week
- Dike is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Dike sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
77%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single tear from a Bears fan
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Saints locker room
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Dike's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chimere Dike in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chimere Dike is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chimere Dike actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.