The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Chimere Dike
Chimere Dike · TEN · WR
“Dike gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Dike's week
- Dike is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- The QB looks at Dike exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
90%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Commanders fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Dike's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chimere Dike in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chimere Dike is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chimere Dike actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.