The Mystery Tweak Hex of Chimere Dike
Chimere Dike · TEN · WR
“Dike gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Dike's week
- Dike is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Dike is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
74%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single Buccaneers jersey, ironically worn
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Dike's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chimere Dike in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chimere Dike is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chimere Dike actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.