The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Chimere Dike
Chimere Dike · TEN · WR
“Dike gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Dike's week
- Dike is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- Dike gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
85%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Dike, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chimere Dike in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chimere Dike is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chimere Dike actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.