The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Chimere Dike
Chimere Dike · TEN · WR
“Dike is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Dike's week
- Dike gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- A mysterious flag erases Dike's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
86%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Dike's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chimere Dike in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chimere Dike is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chimere Dike actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.