The Hamstring Hex of Chimere Dike
Chimere Dike · TEN · WR
“Dike will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Dike's week
- Dike gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- The QB looks at Dike exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
82%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Dike, Dike, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chimere Dike in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chimere Dike is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chimere Dike actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.