The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Chimere Dike
Chimere Dike · TEN · WR
“Dike runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Dike's week
- Dike's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Ref: "Number Dike, that's a flag." Dike: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
92%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Colts fan
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Dike, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chimere Dike in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chimere Dike is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chimere Dike actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.