The Snap Count Hex of Chimere Dike
Chimere Dike · TEN · WR
“Dike's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Dike was due a breakout.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Dike's week
- Dike goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Dike does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
72%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Dike drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chimere Dike in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chimere Dike is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chimere Dike actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.