The Dropped Pass Hex of Chimere Dike
Chimere Dike · TEN · WR
“Dike is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Dike's week
- Dike is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- The broadcast shows Dike on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
73%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single Seahawks jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Dike's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chimere Dike in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chimere Dike is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chimere Dike actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.