The Phantom Flag Hex of Chimere Dike
Chimere Dike · TEN · WR
“Dike gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Dike's week
- Dike gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- Ref: "Number Dike, that's a flag." Dike: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
78%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Dike drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chimere Dike in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chimere Dike is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chimere Dike actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.