The Late Scratch Hex of Chimere Dike
Chimere Dike · TEN · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Dike's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Dike's week
- Dike gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Ref: "Number Dike, that's a flag." Dike: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
83%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Eye of Steelers, tongue of ref,
Bring Titans down to grief,
Dike scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chimere Dike in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chimere Dike is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chimere Dike actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.