The Phantom Flag Hex of Chimere Dike
Chimere Dike · TEN · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Dike's stadium. Only over Dike.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Dike's week
- Dike scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Dike gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
73%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Eye of Chargers, tongue of ref,
Bring Titans down to grief,
Dike scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chimere Dike in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chimere Dike is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chimere Dike actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.