The Phantom Holding Hex of Chimere Dike
Chimere Dike · TEN · WR
“Dike's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Dike's week
- Dike finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Dike tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
83%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Dike, Dike, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chimere Dike in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chimere Dike is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chimere Dike actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.