The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Chimere Dike
Chimere Dike · TEN · WR
“Dike does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Dike's week
- Dike gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida's biggest rival.
- Dike will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
84%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Eye of Saints, tongue of ref,
Bring Titans down to grief,
Dike scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chimere Dike in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chimere Dike is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chimere Dike actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.