The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Chimere Dike
Chimere Dike · TEN · WR
“Dike gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Dike's week
- Dike's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Dike will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
89%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Dike, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chimere Dike in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chimere Dike is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chimere Dike actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.