The Hamstring Hex of Chimere Dike
Chimere Dike · TEN · WR
“Dike gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Dike's week
- The broadcast shows Dike on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Dike finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
84%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single Lions jersey, ironically worn
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Dike, Dike, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chimere Dike in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chimere Dike is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chimere Dike actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.