The Phantom Holding Hex of Chimere Dike
Chimere Dike · TEN · WR
“Dike gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Dike's week
- The QB looks at Dike exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Dike is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
80%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single tear from a Panthers fan
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Dike's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chimere Dike in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chimere Dike is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chimere Dike actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.