The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Chris Bell
Chris Bell · MIA · WR
“Rookie Bell gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Bell's week
- Bell scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Bell gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
84%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single 49ers jersey, ironically worn
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Bell's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Bell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Bell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Bell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.