The Late Scratch Hex of Chris Bell
Chris Bell · MIA · WR
“Rookie Bell gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Bell's week
- Bell gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- Bell is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
80%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single tear from a Seahawks fan
Incantation
Eye of Dolphins, tongue of ref,
Bring Dolphins down to grief,
Bell scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Bell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Bell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Bell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.