The Phantom Holding Hex of Chris Bell
Chris Bell · MIA · WR
“Bell will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Bell's week
- Bell's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Bell gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
76%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Bell's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Bell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Bell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Bell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.