The Dropped Pass Hex of Chris Bell
Chris Bell · MIA · WR
“Rookie Bell gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Bell's week
- Bell drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Ref: "Number Bell, that's a flag." Bell: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
73%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Bell drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Bell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Bell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Bell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.