The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Chris Bell
Chris Bell · MIA · WR
“The QB looks at Bell exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Bell's week
- Bell tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Bell does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
92%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single Packers jersey, ironically worn
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Bell drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Bell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Bell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Bell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.