The Shadow Coverage Hex of Chris Bell
Chris Bell · MIA · WR
“Bell gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Bell's week
- Rookie Bell gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Bell is already "Doubtful" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
81%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Bell's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Bell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Bell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Bell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.