The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Chris Bell
Chris Bell · MIA · WR
“Bell runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Bell's week
- A mysterious flag erases Bell's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Bell is already "Doubtful" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
89%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Bell's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Bell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Bell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Bell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.