The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Chris Bell
Chris Bell · MIA · WR
“Bell is already "Doubtful" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Bell's week
- Bell finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Rookie Bell gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
88%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Bell drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Bell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Bell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Bell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.