The Hamstring Hex of Chris Bell
Chris Bell · MIA · WR
“Bell is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Bell's week
- Bell tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Bell drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
88%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Bell's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Bell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Bell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Bell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.