The Butter-Finger Hex of Chris Bell
Chris Bell · MIA · WR
“Rookie Bell gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Bell's week
- Bell's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Bell is already "Doubtful" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
89%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Eye of Falcons, tongue of ref,
Bring Dolphins down to grief,
Bell scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Bell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Bell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Bell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.