The Butter-Finger Hex of Chris Godwin Jr.
Chris Godwin Jr. · TB · WR
“Godwin Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Godwin Jr.'s week
- Godwin Jr. is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Godwin Jr. is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
91%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Godwin Jr.'s Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Godwin Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Godwin Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Godwin Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.