The Dropped Pass Hex of Chris Godwin Jr.
Chris Godwin Jr. · TB · WR
“Ref: "Number Godwin Jr., that's a flag." Godwin Jr.: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Godwin Jr.'s week
- Godwin Jr. gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- Godwin Jr. finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
88%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Godwin Jr. drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Godwin Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Godwin Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Godwin Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.