The Late Scratch Hex of Chris Godwin Jr.
Chris Godwin Jr. · TB · WR
“Godwin Jr. scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Godwin Jr.'s week
- The broadcast shows Godwin Jr. on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Ref: "Number Godwin Jr., that's a flag." Godwin Jr.: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
92%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Godwin Jr. drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Godwin Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Godwin Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Godwin Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.