The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Chris Godwin Jr.
Chris Godwin Jr. · TB · WR
“Godwin Jr. is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Godwin Jr.'s week
- Godwin Jr. will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Godwin Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
81%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Colts locker room
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Godwin Jr.'s snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Godwin Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Godwin Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Godwin Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.