The Dropped Pass Hex of Chris Godwin Jr.
Chris Godwin Jr. · TB · WR
“Godwin Jr. is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Godwin Jr.'s week
- Godwin Jr. gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Godwin Jr.'s stadium. Only over Godwin Jr..
85%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Titans locker room
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Godwin Jr.'s Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Godwin Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Godwin Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Godwin Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.