The Hamstring Hex of Chris Godwin Jr.
Chris Godwin Jr. · TB · WR
“Godwin Jr. sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Godwin Jr.'s week
- Godwin Jr. is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Godwin Jr. will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
72%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Godwin Jr. drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Godwin Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Godwin Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Godwin Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.