The Dropped Pass Hex of Chris Godwin Jr.
Chris Godwin Jr. · TB · WR
“Godwin Jr. goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Godwin Jr.'s week
- Godwin Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
- Godwin Jr. will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
75%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Godwin Jr.'s points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Godwin Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Godwin Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Godwin Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.