The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Chris Godwin Jr.
Chris Godwin Jr. · TB · WR
“Godwin Jr. is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Godwin Jr.'s week
- A mysterious flag erases Godwin Jr.'s only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Godwin Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
92%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Texans locker room
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Godwin Jr.'s stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Godwin Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Godwin Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Godwin Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.