The Phantom Flag Hex of Chris Godwin Jr.
Chris Godwin Jr. · TB · WR
“Godwin Jr. will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Godwin Jr.'s week
- Godwin Jr. scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Godwin Jr. scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
80%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Godwin Jr., drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Godwin Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Godwin Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Godwin Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.