The Hamstring Hex of Chris Godwin Jr.
Chris Godwin Jr. · TB · WR
“Godwin Jr. will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Godwin Jr.'s week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Godwin Jr.'s stadium. Only over Godwin Jr..
- Godwin Jr. will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
77%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Godwin Jr.'s snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Godwin Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Godwin Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Godwin Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.