The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Chris Rodriguez Jr.
Chris Rodriguez Jr. · JAX · RB
“Rodriguez Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kentucky's biggest rival.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Rodriguez Jr.'s week
- Rodriguez Jr. will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Rodriguez Jr. will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
90%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Rodriguez Jr.'s Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Rodriguez Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Rodriguez Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Rodriguez Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.