The Fumble Hex of Chris Rodriguez Jr.
Chris Rodriguez Jr. · JAX · RB
“Rodriguez Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kentucky's biggest rival.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Rodriguez Jr.'s week
- Rodriguez Jr. scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Rodriguez Jr. finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
86%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single Colts jersey, ironically worn
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Rodriguez Jr.'s snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Rodriguez Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Rodriguez Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Rodriguez Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.