The Hamstring Hex of Chris Rodriguez Jr.
Chris Rodriguez Jr. · JAX · RB
“Rodriguez Jr. gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Rodriguez Jr.'s week
- Rodriguez Jr. scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Rodriguez Jr. rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
77%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A used challenge flag
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Rodriguez Jr. drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Rodriguez Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Rodriguez Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Rodriguez Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.