The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Chris Rodriguez Jr.
Chris Rodriguez Jr. · JAX · RB
“The broadcast shows Rodriguez Jr. on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Rodriguez Jr.'s week
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
- Rodriguez Jr. is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
84%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single Eagles jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Eye of Broncos, tongue of ref,
Bring Jaguars down to grief,
Rodriguez Jr. scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Rodriguez Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Rodriguez Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Rodriguez Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.