The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Chris Rodriguez Jr.
Chris Rodriguez Jr. · JAX · RB
“Rodriguez Jr. goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Rodriguez Jr.'s week
- The team goes up 21 early and Rodriguez Jr. gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
- The broadcast shows Rodriguez Jr. on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
74%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Rodriguez Jr., hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Rodriguez Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Rodriguez Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Rodriguez Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.