The Snap Count Hex of Chris Rodriguez Jr.
Chris Rodriguez Jr. · JAX · RB
“Rodriguez Jr. gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Rodriguez Jr.'s week
- Rodriguez Jr. goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Rodriguez Jr. loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
84%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Eye of Bears, tongue of ref,
Bring Jaguars down to grief,
Rodriguez Jr. scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Rodriguez Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Rodriguez Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Rodriguez Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.