The Stuffed Run Hex of Chris Rodriguez Jr.
Chris Rodriguez Jr. · JAX · RB
“Rodriguez Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kentucky's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Rodriguez Jr.'s week
- Rodriguez Jr. is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Ref: "Number Rodriguez Jr., that's a flag." Rodriguez Jr.: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
74%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Rodriguez Jr.'s points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Rodriguez Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Rodriguez Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Rodriguez Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.