The Stuffed Run Hex of Chris Rodriguez Jr.
Chris Rodriguez Jr. · JAX · RB
“Rodriguez Jr. gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Rodriguez Jr.'s week
- Rodriguez Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kentucky's biggest rival.
- Rodriguez Jr. sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
80%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single Lions jersey, ironically worn
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Rodriguez Jr., drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Rodriguez Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Rodriguez Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Rodriguez Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.